It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...