What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...