Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...