Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Celebrating an event
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Digger Phelps quotes
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Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Products we could do without!
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A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...