The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...