We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...