Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...