OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...