Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...