Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...