Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...