My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...