Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...