Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...