Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...