When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...