A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
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What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
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“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
A very insulting parrot
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If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...