How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...