Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...