Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...