What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!