Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...