Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...