Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...