How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Fun with telemarketers
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Getting into fights
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I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...