Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...