Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...