Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...