Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....