Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Most Men and Real Men
The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...