Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...