What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...