The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...