Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...