Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
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What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Ms. Piggy Counts
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So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
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No Balls?
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I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Four worst words
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Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...