Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...