OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...