Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...