Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!