Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...