Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...