She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...