What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Fish jokes 02
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Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...