Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...