Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...