Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...