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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...