If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...