Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...