Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...