Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...